at school i was writing an essay and was about to save something to my flash drive and the only thing on it was a stock photo of a man holding his stomach
today i walked into class and saw this
everyone in the class started laughing their asses off and the teacher didNT NOTICE AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
today in spanish class we watched this video about furniture in rooms and as the girl went from room to room she heard noises then at the end she heard footsteps and hid under the bed and we heard screams and the video went fuzzy
did we just watch a video about a murderer in school
in choir today the teacher was playing the piano to help rehearse a song and he said “i’ll give you the D and you can start singing”
i lost it in the middle of class and i got sent out :(
there isn’t a cool table at my school cafeteria. there are no tables at all. it’s just a huge hole in the ground. no one eats there ever but me because it is muddy and i am the only person who goes to my school. i am a worm.
- normal school week: oh ok i'll go by somewhat slow
- weekend: by the time i finish this sentence i'll be over
- winter break: i intend to go by extremely fast
- spring break: i'm going to pass by so fast you won't even remember i existed
- summer break: what is summer
- exam week: i'm a fucking snail
One of the example sentences in this textbook is “She repaired the computer with a hammer.”
Wait, what?
That is the only way to repair a computer.
