so apparently only one person in 1D is male because their name is one D

i just walked into the kitchen and looked for food and my mom asked me what i was doing so i said i was hungry and she just asked me “do you want me to bake you some cookies?”

my mom is the best

I never understood this:

Because if you click “find out why”, it gives you the same message.

What, did they expect the server to magically fix itself just for that link?

i found the best sale ever

Realizing your house is pitch black after being on the computer for hours

fuckyeahlaughters:

Get the Best Medicine here :)

allhailthelordsatan:

decidement:

i think tumblr staff wanted to trick us so we would get a social life