has no one realized that socially awkward penguin IS tumblr
tumblr: the only place you can complain about being ugly and think you’re the sexiest human being at the same time and no one will care
i get exercise by weightlifting a 24-pack of soda
- mom: i'm going to run errands. i'll be back in 3 hours. while i'm gone i want you to shower, walk the dog, do laundry, clean the bathroom, and get yourself dinner.
- me: ok
- mom: bye
- me: goes on tumblr
- 3 hours later
- me: still on tumblr
- mom: i'm home! what did you get done?
- me:
- mom:
- me:
- mom:
- me: everything you asked!
so this kid named peter posted on facebook that he learned to parallel park and so now everyone calls him Peter Parker
- me: sees hilarious post
- me: moves mouse toward reblog button
- me: sees 9gag.com at bottom
- me: moves mouse away from reblog button
- me: *opens fridge*
- dog: You have summoned me.
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