- Me: My life is just one big awkward moment, with a little bit of derp.
- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
So, my sims decided to get engaged. And it was a BEAUTIFUL wedding. I set everything up so perfect and took so many wonderful pictures, and everyone came to the wedding. It was great. But as soon as they said “I Do” and kissed, my game glitched out or something and my sim proceeded to take off her wedding dress and run around the beach in nothing but a tank top. She had on no pants or underwear and there wasn’t even any censor over it. WTF?
Bitches get wet even before prom.
