Maroon Swarkles

nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:46:59 -0700

i hope my first child is a dragon

superlockthetardis: can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts if i ever...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:46:55 -0700

can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

cockringtoss: don’t fail me now mr. president

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:46:09 -0700

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:57 -0700

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:51 -0700

lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:41 -0700

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

sexymedic: sexymedic: i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and never 4get

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:25 -0700

sexymedic:

sexymedic:

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

never 4get

tastefullyoffensive: Headline of the year.[latimes]

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:54 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:48 -0700

rapewhistled: citgo: i wish peanut butter never existed

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:37 -0700

rapewhistled:

citgo:

i wish peanut butter never existed

axto: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:33 -0700

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

christmas-with-clara: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me did...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:16 -0700

christmas-with-clara:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Me

did the-absolute-funniest-posts just not self promote

did they just comment instead

did that happen

did

w h a t

vicecube: generatinghotnfreshwebcontent: aloejuice: what does everyone call their grandparents, i...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:55 -0700

vicecube:

generatinghotnfreshwebcontent:

aloejuice:

what does everyone call their grandparents, i call mine meme and papa

nana and papa

“hey” and “no i’m not hungry”

What I think when kids in my class read

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:40 -0700

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:12 -0700

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.

attilee: pretty much.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:52 -0700

attilee:

pretty much.

ipoog: i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:41:58 -0700

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

princemordo: heads up if i ever stop talking to you as much its not you there are a lot of things...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:41:50 -0700

princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

its not you

there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg

i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you

be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself

ps its more than likely because i want to be close

notbolin: She (Be)liev(e)d (z in the trap)

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:41:34 -0700

notbolin:

She (Be)liev(e)d (z in the trap)

Rachel didn’t know she loves Ross

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:41:22 -0700

Rachel didn’t know she loves Ross