- mom: i'm going to run errands. i'll be back in 3 hours. while i'm gone i want you to shower, walk the dog, do laundry, clean the bathroom, and get yourself dinner.
- me: ok
- mom: bye
- me: goes on tumblr
- 3 hours later
- me: still on tumblr
- mom: i'm home! what did you get done?
- me:
- mom:
- me:
- mom:
- me: everything you asked!