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So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.
what if this dollar’s been in Actual Misha’s hands
(via universehasnoedge)
when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
(via jesuschristvevo)
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Why don’t we do this
(via universehasnoedge)
whenever I create a text post
(via pizza)
mY NEIGHBOR BROUGHT OVER HIS DOG FOR US TO WATCH HIS NAME IS MURPHY HE IS A BIG CHUBBY 110 LB RED GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND WHEN HE CAME IN I OFFERED HIM A STUFFED FOX AND HE HASNT STOPPED CARRYING IT AROUND SINCE
(via meowitsruby)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via universehasnoedge)
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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
(Source: 021013, via universehasnoedge)
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
